Regarding the disembodied cow head of Canastota

Some say it’s a warning to other cows after the great cow uprising of 09. Others say it’s a commentary on our rampant consumerism and unfair treatment of bovine kind. Still others say that the cow did it to herself in the most shocking occurance of animal suicide since last year’s elephant, diet coke, and mentos incident . I don’t know. Truth is, nobody knows. But one thing’s for certain – once you look upon that hallowed shrine to…god knows what…you will never be the same man you were before.

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